Official
Dick and Thumb Rating
Upload a photo and receive an official 3-digit ODR score — a shareable rating for dating profiles.
Measures: Length · Thickness · Aesthetics • Certificate valid for 6 months • from €1.99
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Your 3-Digit Score
Each dimension scored from 1 to 9
How It Works
From photo to certificate in under 60 seconds
Upload your photo
A clear photo of the subject — any angle works as long as it is in focus.
AI analysis in seconds
Our proprietary model measures geometry, proportions, and aesthetics across 40+ data points.
Get your official score
Receive a 3-digit ODR score and a shareable certificate valid for 6 months.
Pricing
One flat rate, no subscriptions
- ✓Full 3-dimension ODR analysis
- ✓Official certificate (PNG + shareable link)
- ✓Valid for 6 months from issue date
- ✓Instant delivery after payment
Submit Your Photo
Upload a photo to begin. Payment is collected after preview.
Drag & drop your photo
or click to browse — JPG, PNG, WEBP up to 10 MB
Tips for the best score:
- 👍 Show the subject clearly — keep it centered and fully visible
- 💡 Use good lighting with a plain background
- 📐 Keep your subject in focus and centered in the frame
- 🚫 Do not crop or filter the image
- 🚫 No minors or obvious group photos
- 🔍 Zooming in won't boost the score, we normalize for framing
FAQ
Everything you need to know